4 Novelty Cocktails to Impress at your Next Coven Circle
1. Ryan Murphy: Pour a glass of lukewarm Pinot Grigio over ice. Float the tears of a straight man.
2. “Look at my Witchy Hat” Mojito: Mix two parts rum, one part lime and a sprig of basil. Shake aggressively, showcasing the structural integrity of your wide brim witchy hat. Pour over ice and serve with condescension.
3. “Light as a Feather” Spritzer: Chug half a bottle of Gin. Stir a martini shaker of oxygen and then ask people to carry you around.
4. Sabrina’s Sweet Tea: Stir cat hair in a PBR. Garnish with an olive and serve.